let’s talk about cats. this one time i was walking home and i see this very tiny little orange kitten mewing in front of some house and i go to pet it but this old lady behind me just BARGES PAST ME and starts aggressively petting the kitty like “awwwww goodness me aren’t you just precious oh my” or some bullshit and i got catblocked by an old lady man i was fucking pissed
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crabbitscarrots asked:
What is your all-time favorite chart?
ilovecharts answered:
This one still gets me.

1 like = 1 prayer
1 reblog = 1.5 prayer
1 email this to your mom = 8 prayers
collect prayers and use them to buy outfits to customize your avatar
- Me: God I'm so tired
- Person: oh really?
- Me: yea I'm so hungry too
- Person: so ur hungry and tired?
- Me: yes that's correct
- Person: so that means ur hired
- Me: thanks for this opportunity
- Person: great to have u aboard the team kid
Do any of you know how cheap soda syrup and hot dogs are?
Basic profit per case of soda syrup is like $300
Hotdogs are self explanatory









